The Goblin King

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

grimmbutt:

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life

piercingsandink:

douchestrider:

lyxdelsic:

"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops

nipnops

NIPNOPS

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

fashion-runways:

Galia Lahav 2014 MoonStuck Collection

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.
(via thexpotent)

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

men are not cowards, bigot. men die to save women's lives, and women would be hiding in the back like bitchesif they ever got drafted. feminism is a hate group

There are women in the army you fucking idiot. They fight just as hard as the men. The men rape and abuse. Go look up the fucking statistics of women soldiers being raped by the men. Go far far away from me.

ranyakumo:

"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"